❝Fuck, my tea.❞

- me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

Posted on Sunday, August 31 2014, 13 hours ago
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#me

sixthrock:

sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

This dog barks like a person screaming for his life. [via]

their neighbors must be terrified.

*wag wag wag*
*happy dog face*
*BLOODCURDLING DEATH SCREECH*
*wag wag wag*

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 1 day ago
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#holy shit

merchandice:

im always like hell yeah i’d survive an apocalypse and then i remember sometimes I nearly faint in the shower because the water is too hot

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 1 day ago
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#me
the-orator:

College of Winterhold is best faction! But seriously, I love ALL the characters in the quest line! I mean, J’zargo is just a badass and one of the best followers in the game!Onmund is a dofus but really lovable.And Brelyna is just down right adorkable! I mean, look at her cute buns!!!…I mean the ones on her head, though I’m sure her bum is very nice as well. Mage Best Friends Forever Bitches!

the-orator:

College of Winterhold is best faction!
But seriously, I love ALL the characters in the quest line!
I mean, J’zargo is just a badass and one of the best followers in the game!
Onmund is a dofus but really lovable.
And Brelyna is just down right adorkable! I mean, look at her cute buns!!!

I mean the ones on her head, though I’m sure her bum is very nice as well.

Mage Best Friends Forever Bitches!

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 2 days ago
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#skyrim#brelyna was my first ever skyrim love so i am attached to her#my high elf chick and her badass dark elf wifey just running around skyrim kicking ass with magic#god i wish i still had that save

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

Posted on Saturday, August 30 2014, 2 days ago
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#i dont know whether to sigh or to laugh

[monotone voice]

Posted on Friday, August 29 2014, 2 days ago
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#good#critikal#silent hills#p.t#tw body horror

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

Posted on Friday, August 29 2014, 2 days ago
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Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
Me: getting crazy up in here
Posted on Friday, August 29 2014, 2 days ago
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Posted on Friday, August 29 2014, 2 days ago
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#rose of sharon cassidy#fallout
Wander + Agro
Posted on Friday, August 29 2014, 2 days ago
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#shadow of the colossus