February 2012
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Your OTP is having sex in your bed. The sixth gif...
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imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
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allsoundsasscreed:
“Let me out! LET ME OUT!...
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lizardkov:
THIS DILDO IS HUGE…HELP….
Lube it to oblivion
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bawbag:
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
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sucker-l-o-v-e replied to your post: sucker-l-o-v-e replied to your post:…
LOLOL THAT IS THE 3RD ONE THIS WEEK. FFS. Explains why there was 17 of them, yes.. Lucy had her way with ALL the subjects, just never got caught.
Lmao “man this job is awesome, too bad they go insane”
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molto-bene-on-my-pene answered your question: GUYS HELP ME
I don’t think so, actually.
Ahh okay thanks :V I didn’t think they’d slept together or anything, at most assumed it was a bit like with Desmond where they just sort of had googly eyes at each other, but it’s good to have clarification xD
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haku23 answered your question: GUYS HELP ME
I think that it is hinted in the 2nd game that she cared for him but idk how much
Well caring for him is different to actively liking him, I mean I’m not saying I thought they did it or anything but neither did Desmond and Lucy as far as we know :T Lol poor Desmond. Forever blueballs
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sucker-l-o-v-e replied to your post: sucker-l-o-v-e answered your question: GUYS HELP…
Well rest assured it never happened. Otherwise 16 wouldn’t of gone nuts, and Warren probs would’ve sacked Lucy on the spot if he knew. So yeah, completely fandom. :L
Lmao LUCY YOU’RE FIRED FOR SEDUCING THE SUBJECT DAMMIT
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sucker-l-o-v-e answered your question: GUYS HELP ME
No.. I’m pretty certain it was never hinted anywhere that Lucy and 16 had a thing. How did you.. Why would you think that? .__.
IDK I know fandom isn’t much to go by but I kept seeing art and fanmixes and the whole shebang and I just kind of assumed idk D: I mean I don’t ship them or anything, I like Lucy/Desmond, but I just wanted...
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GUYS HELP ME
Okay did Lucy and Subject 16 ever actually canonly have a romantic thing going? Was it implied anywhere? Because for ages I’ve been like “oh yeah they liked each other” but I actually looked on their wiki pages and neither says anything about it and I can’t remember if there was anything in any of the games that hinted to it?
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Ubisoft announces Assassin's Creed 3 for October... →
Well I understand the need to churn this one out before 2013 at least but still… I hope the quality doesn’t suffer for it. Revelations could have been a lot better if they had spent more time on it. Also I actually hope there isn’t a new ancestor because Desmond needs a time to shine dammit
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askthealtair:
schedios replied to your photo: I do my best at being myself. I suppose. What.
I think pandorapandabox means out of all the Altair ask blogs….
Oh. Yes, I still do my best at being myself.
Totally agreeing with this being the best ask Altair blog :T
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fallen-shining-star replied to your post: Uh Altair is reading in bed and Malik is at work
Maybe it was he ghost horse that kept putting it’s ass through the wall when Altair was eating…
I’m on a different save, this is the one where Altair got pregnant somehow and then there was a meteor and I let their son starve in a shack across the road
But I did just find some kind of weird gnome...
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Uh Altair is reading in bed and Malik is at work
Who the hell just flushed the toilet
Anonymous asked: FUCK YOU'RE FUNNY
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OH MY GOD TUMBLR CALM YOUR TITS
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molto-bene-on-my-pene replied to your post: molto-bene-on-my-pene replied to your post:…
Oh poop
Ahaha do you have Sims 2? I still have all my Sims 2 games just… uninstalled :T
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molto-bene-on-my-pene replied to your post: molto-bene-on-my-pene replied to your post:…
Oh poop
Ahaha do you have Sims 2? I still have all my Sims 2 games just… uninstalled :T
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molto-bene-on-my-pene replied to your post: Casually goes on sims
WAIT. What sims is it?
Sims 3 :V
Casually goes on sims
Let’s see how gay I can make this Valentine’s with Altair and Malik
Watch
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Reblog with your Victorian self.
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Make your Victorian doll.
fuck I love Victorian clothing so much
Reblog with the picture of you as a Victorian Era Blow Up Doll
i actually like this one a lot…………………..
8O
Sucker for doll games, yep
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ezio buttore da buttence
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