February 2012
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goodson:
sighs deeply about
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Dip it low, pick it up slow
Pop, pop, pop that thing
I’mma show you how to make your man say, ohh
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Now you listen here, potted plant
I’ve had enough of your sass
me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
me: why
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Ubisoft: Oh, I see you're quite emotionally attached to this character...
Me: Yeah, they're gre-
Ubisoft: Dead.
Me: What?
Ubisoft: Yeah, they're dead now.
Nnnh fuck it I'll go on AC1 now
FOR REALZ THIS TIME :|
masterassassino:
I just completed The Lost Archive. Are Ubisoft purposely trying to make me commit suicide?
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Oops
Apparently, “mining obsidian on Minecraft” turns into “spontaneously making a new world with home, farm and livestock”. By the time I remembered I was supposed to go on AC1 it was like 4am :T Fail, self
In any case I will be going on AC1 soon enough, I just… need to stop getting distracted.
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I finally ordered the HD collection of MGS
I hope I can import the Peace Walker save I already have, man I have Kaz’s date unlocked and the bandana and everything I’d be gutted if I had to do it all again
Also my ZEKE is super sexy and I am stupidly attached to it
Oh man I missed Raiden’s fine ass and the Cobra Unit too mmmm gurl
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I'm going to go on AC1
After I finish mining this obsidian on Minecraft
All I remember is being in Damascus I think I have to murder that bloke who hates books now
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lamppu asked: I love your AC screenshots - and the captions oh my god. Never stop posting them. I am literally dying of laughter here.
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Unf, Pene.: Angst fic AltMal →
uptheheightsofshame:
Malik sighed, “No matter what I do, I will never be able to touch my right nipple with my left hand, because I have no left arm.” He started to sob, tears welling up in his eyes, Altair stepped towards him and wrapped him in a tight embrace, “It’s okay Malik, I will touch your nipples for you.” He looked up at Altair, face red from crying, “Really? The other one too?”...
tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
pixelhime:
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mister-dinosaur:
darkshire:
Yep.
Really?
That’s actually my edit……………………………….
ummm…ok :’D
Omg lmao
molto-bene-on-my-pene:
borgiabutts:
SHOTS
SHOTS
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
EVERYBODY
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Your OTP is having sex in your bed. The sixth gif...
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enrychan:
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jojodoodle:
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imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
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allsoundsasscreed:
“Let me out! LET ME OUT!...
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lizardkov:
THIS DILDO IS HUGE…HELP….
Lube it to oblivion
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bawbag:
Has anyone else noticed that the symbol “&” looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
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sucker-l-o-v-e replied to your post: sucker-l-o-v-e replied to your post:…
LOLOL THAT IS THE 3RD ONE THIS WEEK. FFS. Explains why there was 17 of them, yes.. Lucy had her way with ALL the subjects, just never got caught.
Lmao “man this job is awesome, too bad they go insane”
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molto-bene-on-my-pene answered your question: GUYS HELP ME
I don’t think so, actually.
Ahh okay thanks :V I didn’t think they’d slept together or anything, at most assumed it was a bit like with Desmond where they just sort of had googly eyes at each other, but it’s good to have clarification xD
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haku23 answered your question: GUYS HELP ME
I think that it is hinted in the 2nd game that she cared for him but idk how much
Well caring for him is different to actively liking him, I mean I’m not saying I thought they did it or anything but neither did Desmond and Lucy as far as we know :T Lol poor Desmond. Forever blueballs
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sucker-l-o-v-e replied to your post: sucker-l-o-v-e answered your question: GUYS HELP…
Well rest assured it never happened. Otherwise 16 wouldn’t of gone nuts, and Warren probs would’ve sacked Lucy on the spot if he knew. So yeah, completely fandom. :L
Lmao LUCY YOU’RE FIRED FOR SEDUCING THE SUBJECT DAMMIT
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sucker-l-o-v-e answered your question: GUYS HELP ME
No.. I’m pretty certain it was never hinted anywhere that Lucy and 16 had a thing. How did you.. Why would you think that? .__.
IDK I know fandom isn’t much to go by but I kept seeing art and fanmixes and the whole shebang and I just kind of assumed idk D: I mean I don’t ship them or anything, I like Lucy/Desmond, but I just wanted...
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GUYS HELP ME
Okay did Lucy and Subject 16 ever actually canonly have a romantic thing going? Was it implied anywhere? Because for ages I’ve been like “oh yeah they liked each other” but I actually looked on their wiki pages and neither says anything about it and I can’t remember if there was anything in any of the games that hinted to it?