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wtffanfiction: Fandom: Teletubbies “‘Hey Po, check these out, slut.’ Dipsy said as he showed me his false nails. On each nail there was a letter. All together they spelt ‘Dipsy bitch’. He slowly removed the dildo from his purple ass hole.’Shit, that’s more painful than when I had Barack Obama’s black disco stick in there!’ The red dildo was covered in blood. He jumped off the bed and squeezed my cheeks. Then he placed the blood covered dildo into my mouth. His blood tasted like Bruno Mars’ jizz and candy floss mixed together. I licked my lips.” Am I the only one more bothered about the fact that Dipsy was the green teletubby so his asshole wouldn’t be purple, that was Tinky Winky Also obvious troll story is obvious and kind of hilarious I want my nails to say “Dipsy bitch” now

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Teletubbies

“‘Hey Po, check these out, slut.’ Dipsy said as he showed me his false nails. On each nail there was a letter. All together they spelt ‘Dipsy bitch’. He slowly removed the dildo from his purple ass hole.’Shit, that’s more painful than when I had Barack Obama’s black disco stick in there!’ The red dildo was covered in blood. He jumped off the bed and squeezed my cheeks. Then he placed the blood covered dildo into my mouth. His blood tasted like Bruno Mars’ jizz and candy floss mixed together. I licked my lips.”

Am I the only one more bothered about the fact that Dipsy was the green teletubby so his asshole wouldn’t be purple, that was Tinky Winky

Also obvious troll story is obvious and kind of hilarious I want my nails to say “Dipsy bitch” now

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    OOC: REBLOGGING THIS. AGAIN. TELETUBBIES MOTHERFUCKER TELETUBBIES.
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    Teletubbies. MOTHER FUCKING TELETUBBIES.
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