I like video games. Right now, I mostly post Assassin's Creed, Game of Thrones, and... other random stuff.
I draw ridiculous things.
I do ridiculous things.
I am ridiculous.
That is all you need to know about me ever. B|
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
i think he preferred the animus that didn’t involve sticking him with things
this is really just a compilation of super derp faces
thanks shaun
the girls are off giggling with each other and what does desmond get? this asshole
introducing the snarky brit and the chick who named her animus “baby”
we’re a quirky bunch aren’t we
Desmond: Any good stories about Cesare?
Shaun: Are you kidding? He was notorious. Get this: in 1502, his top captains rebelled against him. He made concessions to all of them and they rejoined his army. Then, on New Year’s Eve in 1503, he got them together inside a room in Sinigaglia. Everyone was arrested. Two were put back to back and strangled by Micheletto that very night. The rest were thrown into chains and…and killed a few weeks later.
Desmond: Wow.
Shaun: The amazing thing is that Cesare was so friendly during the months before, they never saw the trap coming. Machiavelli called him the master deceiver.
Desmond: So Cesare was pretty secretive.
Shaun: Yeah, he was yeah. Except, weirdly, when it came to sex. After his wedding, he sent a letter to the Pope explicitly describing the intercourse on his wedding night. According to the letter, Cesare and his French bride did the deed eight times.
Rebecca: Isn’t that a Catholic thing?
Rebecca: You’re supposed to send the Pope a letter about your wedding night. It lets the old guy live a little, you know?
Shaun: You know…that sounds quite plausible actually.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Those Who Came Before.
Together we stand, divided we fall. (x)
