Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
damn it, Ezio can’t help it if he’s a shitty singer
Yusuf obviously never played ACII

Ezio is too old for this shit
Ezio got a little too happy about knocking these guys out and undressing them…

what is going on here
Stop bickering you two and do the damn mission
Scenery porn
Claudia. I am now in possession of one of the Masyaf keys. And better still, I have discovered a map - encoded with signs and symbols - which I believe will lead me to the remaining keys. Its full meaning is a mystery to me, but I am thankful to have met a Venetian woman willing to help me decipher it. I must not overstate my successes. The Templars still hold one key hostage, and if I am to recover it, I may need more help than the Assassins can provide. If I can make a friend in the Ottoman court, my access to the secrets of this city will improve greatly…
“haha you suck” /runs /dies
truly a winner, this guy
…Did I not untie her wrists or what